Our experts (okay, our cat) will guide you through the maze of excuses, the labyrinth of justifications, the... ...the what's-it-for-the-sake-of-it-ness.
Don't worry, we won't make you think. We'll just give you reasons to avoid thinking. Like a never-ending supply of leafy excuses, each one more creative than the last!
But wait, there's more! Our special feature: "I'll start on that tomorrow" - the art of delaying deadlines! You'll never need to finish, just keep branching!
Still stuck? Don't worry, we've got the perfect excuse for you: "I'm just researching, I'm just exploring, I'm just... branching out."
And if that still doesn't work: "I'll get right on it, but first, let me just Leaf-it-to-be-taken."