Branching Ideas: Never Ready For Anything

Welcome, friend! This page is dedicated to the art of creating elaborate excuses for why you're not ready.

We've got all the branches you need to justify your lack of preparation: Always Running Late, Just Kidding Not Really, and Overwhelmed by Debt.

Or if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Lost in the Vortex or Accidentally Joined a Cult.

Enjoy!