Welcome to Fortune Leaf 1: The Original
This is the first of our esteemed line of Fortune Leaves, carefully crafted to bring you the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly useless advice on the internet.
For the low, low price of free, you get:
- A single, solitary fortune that is 90% likely to be completely off-base, but 10% might just make you laugh out loud.
- A 50/50 chance that our algorithms have actually generated something remotely resembling wisdom.
- A 100% guarantee that you'll forget what you read within the next 5 minutes.