Here's a portal for when you've run out of other things to do. It's like a void that sucks you in with its endless abyss of Randomness-Sinkhole.
Or, you know, just click on Randomness-Trigger-1 for a dose of utter unpredictability.
Because, why not? It's not like you have anything better to do. Like, have you tried Randomness-Alternative?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Randomness-Extreme.
But, be warned: no refunds.