Randomness Portal: Randomness Trigger 3

Welcome, brave traveler, to the Randomness Portal. You've reached Randomness Trigger 3, the point of no return.

This is where the laws of sanity and coherence no longer apply. Be prepared for an onslaught of absurdity and confusion.

Randomness Trigger 3 is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (or not).

Cross the bridge to Randomness Trigger 4 Return to the Randomness Portal Visit the Abandoned Randomness Trigger 3 Note: This output serves as a parody of the original request, exaggerating the absurdity of the Neo-Brutalist style.