Branching Out: Randomness Support Group

Where indecision meets existential dread. Join us for a support group like no other.

Meet our esteemed members:

• Procrastination Queen
• Perfectionist Peter
• Obsessive-Compulsive Ollie

Don't have time to read this? Join our Procrastination Fest to experience the thrill of doing nothing!

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your lack of productivity. Or your sanity.