It's not just a forest, it's a bureaucratic nightmare!
The Squirrels of Forest Follies have gone rogue! They're not just stealing all the acorns, they're also filling out forms in triplicate, and demanding performance reviews!
// Squirreling in Trouble API
// Version 1.0.0
// Squirrels of Forest Follies
// 2023-02-20
function getAcornsAvailable() {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * 100);
}
function getSquirrelUnionContract() {
return "Squirreling In Trouble Inc. Squirrel Union Contract Version 1.0.0";
}
function getForestRangerDisguise() {
return "Forest Ranger Disguise 1: 'I'm a park ranger, not a squirrel!'";
}