Squirrels in Trouble at Forest Follies!

It's not just a forest, it's a bureaucratic nightmare!

The Squirrels of Forest Follies have gone rogue! They're not just stealing all the acorns, they're also filling out forms in triplicate, and demanding performance reviews!

		// Squirreling in Trouble API
		// Version 1.0.0
		// Squirrels of Forest Follies
		// 2023-02-20

		function getAcornsAvailable() {
			return Math.floor(Math.random() * 100);
		}

		function getSquirrelUnionContract() {
			return "Squirreling In Trouble Inc. Squirrel Union Contract Version 1.0.0";
		}

		function getForestRangerDisguise() {
			return "Forest Ranger Disguise 1: 'I'm a park ranger, not a squirrel!'";
		}