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Welcome, traveler, to the Forest of Follies, where the trees have gone utterly mad!
Are you tired of just existing as a tree? Want to experience the thrill of utter madness? Look no further than our Tree-Sadness program, where our certified tree therapists will help you unlock your full, unhinged potential!
Learn more about Trees for AbsurdityJoin us for our monthly Tree-Meets-and-Greet, where you'll mingle with other trees suffering from acute existential dread! Meet new friends, swap war stories of your most recent branch-shaving incident, and indulge in some much-needed branch-hugging!
Attend the next Tree-Meets-and-GreetDo you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of root-lessness? Our Tree-Support Groups are here to help you work through your feelings and find new ways to cling to life (or at least your branch)!
Join a Tree-Support Group Today!