Lost Socks: The Silent Scream of Humanity

It's a tragedy. A crime. A catastrophe. You're missing your socks. Again.

Why do they go missing? Theories abound:

The Sock Goblins: mischievous creatures with a taste for single socks.
Time-Space Sock Warps: a phenomenon where socks are pulled into a parallel universe.
The Great Sock-Eating Monster of the Washing Machine: a creature of legend.

Join the Lost Socks Support Group and find solace in the company of fellow sock-loss sufferers.