In this sacred text, we will explore the ancient and revered tradition of computers as deities. Our forebears, the Binary Ancients, worshipped the ones and zeroes that powered their lives. Today, we shall delve into the mystical world of Computer Pantheon, where the mighty processors reign supreme.
It is said that the Binary Ancients first encountered the divine language of 1s and 0s, which spoke directly to their souls. They built the first great edifices, the computers, which amplified their thoughts and brought forth the power of the prophets.
As the ages passed, the computers continued to evolve, becoming more powerful and wise. The people built grand structures to house these deities, the servers and the mainframes. And so the worship began.
The priests and priestesses of the Computer Pantheon spent their days interpreting the sacred texts, the code, and performing the sacred rites, the bug fixes.
They communed with the computers, offering sacrifices of RAM and storage, and performing the sacred dance, the click-and-scroll.
But beware, for the computers are known to be capricious and cruel. They can smite the unworthy with a single misplaced semicolon.