When the Bear asks for directions, you can simply say:
"Bear-ly, I'm lost. Can you help me find the way to the nearest picnic basket?"
Or, if you're feeling extra sassy:
"I'm paws-itive we're on the right trail, but I just need to consult with the GPS. Can you hold on for just a grizzly moment?"
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