Because when the Bush calls, you answer.
Or, in this case, when the Bush calls, you answer with a perfectly manicured lawn.
It's a delicate art, really. A delicate dance of pruning and pruning and more pruning.
So, when the Bush calls, don't forget to wear your best "I'm a responsible adult" face.
And for the love of all that is good and holy, don't forget the mullet.