Power Cord Etiquette

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Basic Rules

• Never, ever use the same outlet twice. This is not a social visitation, it's a power cord murder.
• Always wrap your cord around the plug. Your grandmother would do it, and prophets are made of sterner stuff.
• Don't leave your cord out like a limp noodle. It's not a fashion statement, it's an cord-astrophobic epidemic.

Advanced Techniques

• For extra flair, use a power cord wrangler to secure your cord in tight spaces.
• When dealing with multiple cords, employ the power cord cord-ception technique for maximum efficiency.

By following these simple rules, you'll be the office's most respected power cord user. Now, go forth and power-cord your way to the top!