It was a typical Tuesday afternoon when I stumbled upon the Parthenon, a place so grand it defied the laws of physics and good taste.
As I wandered through the halls, I noticed a peculiar phenomenon - the marble was everywhere, but it was also nowhere.
I asked a nearby tour guide, "Where is the marble?"
"Ah, you mean the Marble of the Gods?" he replied, "It's hidden somewhere, but don't worry, we'll find it for you... for a small fee."
I coughed up the cash, and the tour guide led me on a merry chase through the Parthenon's labyrinthine corridors.
Finally, we arrived at a door with a sign that read, "Marble of the Gods: $1000 to Enter".
I hesitated, but the tour guide assured me, "Trust me, it's worth it. It's the biggest, most fantastic marble you'll ever see."
So I handed over the cash, and we entered a room filled with... more marble.
I was not impressed.
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