The Unattainable Partner
Meet the Partner of Unrelenting Squalor, the partner so elusive, it'll make you question your life choices.
Requirements:
- Must be willing to sacrifice 3 of your favorite hobbies for a weekend of listening to elevator music.
- Must be able to eat a 5-pound burrito by yourself in one sitting.
- Must be able to recite the entire script of 'The Room' from memory.
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