The Unattainable Partner

Meet the Partner of Unrelenting Squalor, the partner so elusive, it'll make you question your life choices.

Requirements:

• Must be willing to sacrifice 3 of your favorite hobbies for a weekend of listening to elevator music.
• Must be able to eat a 5-pound burrito by yourself in one sitting.
• Must be able to recite the entire script of 'The Room' from memory.

Subpages:

• Trophy 1: The Uninspiring Partner
• Trophy 2: The Unreliable Partner
• Trophy 3: The Unattainable Partner