The Neat Ninja's Agenda

Schedule for the Day

• 6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and silently assassinate a few pillows
• 7:00 AM: Eat 10 bowls of ramen, contemplate the meaning of life
• 8:00 AM: Meditate on the art of slicing through the mundane
• 12:00 PM: Take a nap in a hidden alleyway, surrounded by the faint scent of despair

Today's Top Priority: Infiltrate the local convenience store and acquire a can of 'Mystery Meat'.

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