Bob's Lecturing Tips
Bob has been lecturing for over 20 years, and has perfected the art of talking at someone for hours without saying anything meaningful.
| Tip #1 | Start with a bold statement and then immediately contradict yourself. |
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| Tip #2 | Use at least 10 examples of unrelated things to illustrate your point. |
| Tip #3 | Repeat yourself at least 5 times. |
And remember, practice doesn't make perfect, but it does make you a good listener!