Join Our Crime Syndicate

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen? Sick of following rules? Want to make a real change in the world?

We may have the job for you! Our crime syndicate is looking for talented individuals to join our merry band of miscreants.

What We're Looking For

Expertise in at least one of the following fields: extortion, bribery, embezzlement, or general malfeasance.
A willingness to think on your feet and adapt to changing circumstances.
The ability to maintain a straight face when confronted with authority.

A competitive salary (in cash, paid under the table).
A comprehensive benefits package (including but not limited to: health, dental, and a 401k).
A dynamic and supportive work environment.

We're not all about the money, but it doesn't hurt, either.

Ready to join the ranks of the world's most notorious villains? Click the link below to apply:

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