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Create Your Own Cult 2.0
Cult Leadership Seminars
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Step 1: Choose Your Cult Name
I'm a fan of 80's pop culture and want to be the "Miami Vice" of cults!
I'm a literature buff and want to be the "Dorian Gray" of cults!
I'm a sushi connoisseur and want to be the "Sushi of the Apocalypse"!
Step 2: Choose Your Cult Symbol