Lingueine Loom

Lingueine Loom, the pasta that's been lost in translation. This enigmatic, unloved shape of spaghetti, linguine, and sauce is said to hold the power to drive even the most discerning gourmands mad.

A delicate balance of flavors, a symphony of twirls, and a pinch of existential dread, all come together in the culinary abomination that is the Lingueine Loom.

You can learn more about the history of this gastronomic affront at Lingueine Loom: A Brief History, or try to cook it yourself at Lingueine Loom Recipes.

Lingueine Loom

But, be warned, the Lingueine Loom is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, and a strong stomach.

Seek help if you're experiencing Lingueine Loom-induced trauma