Application 123456: The Great Blergarian Figurative Patent

Description

Patent Application 123456, filed on the 15th of March 2023, describes a novel method for using an infinite loop of trombones as a means of transportation. The applicant, a renowned Blergarian trombone enthusiast, proposes that by harnessing the sonic properties of the trombone, one can create a perpetual motion machine that will revolutionize the way we travel.

Figures

Figure 2: Schematic diagram of the Trombone-based Transporter

Figure 2: Schematic diagram of the Trombone-based Transporter, showing the intricate system of bellows and slide-pivot mechanisms.

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