In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, the art of absurdist arrangement is a delicate dance of contradictions. It requires a keen sense of purpose, a dash of chaos, and a pinch of existential dread.
Our manifesto begins with the fundamental principles of absurdist arrangement, including but not limited to: the juxtaposition of incongruous elements, the embracing of paradox, and the deliberate subversion of expectations.