We, the absurdist arrangers, have come to the realization that the fundamental nature of reality is, in fact, absurd. Like, really, really absurd. Like, "we're all just floating in a sea of chaos and randomness" absurd.
And so, we've taken it upon ourselves to arrange this absurdity into a coherent and meaningful structure. Because, you know, someone has to do it. Might as well be us, right?
Continue to Section 4: The Utter Futility of Our Efforts