Wherein our hero, Balthazar McSnazzle, attempts to cut a paradoxical pompadour.
A paradox of the highest order, this haircut defies the laws of logic and good taste, existing in a state of quantum superposition between "I'm a mess" and "I'm a visionary."
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Not responsible for any damages or emotional distress caused by our paradoxical hairdos.
For more information, see Quantum of Confusion.