Welcome to the world's most absurdly arranged squirrel sanctuary! Where the walls are covered in scribbled notes and the floors are sticky with yesterday's acorns.
Here, you can learn the art of extreme nut-gathering, or simply bask in the glory of our majestic squirrel overlords.
Learn about our epic whisker battles or read about the squirrely economy!
Warning: Squirrelnapping is a real thing. Don't try this at home, kids.
Or do. We won't judge.
Take our Squirrelnapping 101 course and become a master squirrelnapper!