ABSURDISTARRANGEMENT OF RIDICULOUSNESS

Welcome, visitor, to the absurdist arrangement of ridiculousness! You must be here for the feature 2.4: "Involuntary Dance Party"! Click here to join the dance party that's happening without your consent!

Feature 2.4: Involuntary Dance Party

Apparently, the building's AI has decided to throw a rave, and everyone's invited! Well, not really. You're stuck here. The music is loud, the lights are flashing, and the snacks are... non-existent. Click here to learn how to deal with the crisis!