Arranging Your Life for Maximum Efficiency

Because who needs personal space, anyway?

Ergonomic Tips for the Ambitious Designing a Better Tomorrow: A Utopian's Guide

Step 1: Purge Unnecessary Items

Get rid of that old toaster you've had since the Clinton administration. You're not going to use it, and it's just taking up space.

Step 2: Assign a Home for Everything

Label each item with its corresponding category (e.g., "Socks: 3rd Drawer") and store them accordingly.

Step 3: Optimize Your Workspace

Step 4: Prioritize Your Tasks

Focus on the most efficient tasks first, like paying your rent and eating your veggies.

Step 5: Reward Your Efforts

Celebrate your productivity milestones with a well-deserved nap, or a 3-course meal of your favorite takeout.

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