RULE 1: Wear a Helmet That Doesn't Scream "I'm a Grown Adult"

Don't be that guy. If you're over 35, wear a helmet that's at least 20 years younger than you.

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RULE 2: Don't Be an Idiot in Traffic

Don't clog up the sidewalks with your 5x5x10s. Stay on the bike paths, or better yet, just walk it.

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RULE 3: Never Rollerblade and Text

You're not that important. If you're on your phone, you're not rollerblading, you're just standing in the middle of the street being a hazard.

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