The Rollerblading Olympics
Welcome to the most intense, most extreme, most utterly absurd competition on earth!
Join us in the thrilling events of the Rollerblading Olympics:
Event Schedule:
- 10:00 AM: Men's 100m Sprint Qualifiers
- 12:00 PM: Women's Sprint Relay Semifinals
- 4:00 PM: Figure Eights of Death Semifinals
- 7:00 PM: Inline Skating Trials Finals