Extreme Rollerblading Techniques

Learn to fly, learn to die. Well, not really die, but maybe get hurt a little. Okay, fine, don't get hurt. That's not the goal.

Below are some of the most extreme, most death-defying, most utterly useless rollerblading techniques you'll ever encounter:

Techniques

• 1.0: The Bullet Train
• 2.1: Sidewinder 101
• 3.14: The Pi Rotation
• 4: The Double Backflip
• 5: The 360 Sidewinder
• 6: The 180 Double Somersault
• 7: The 900

Remember, these techniques are not to be attempted by the faint of heart or those wearing contact lenses. Proceed with extreme caution.

Or not. We're not really sure. We just made this up.