THE SAD CAT

Meet the Sad Cat, the feline overlord of despair and melancholy. This majestic creature has given up on life and is now just existing in a state of perpetual sadness.

Its favorite pastime is staring out the window, contemplating the meaninglessness of life, and contemplating what could've been if only it had gotten a few more catnip treats.

But don't be fooled! The Sad Cat is not all doom and gloom. In its spare time, it enjoys listening to ambient elevator music and reading the entirety of the Philosophy of Despair.

Visit our sister site, Sad Cat's Sister Site for more cat-themed existential dread!