SOCK RITUALS

Initiation Ceremony:

• Step 1: Acquire a fresh pair of socks.
• Step 2: Perform the Sock Wiggle: Wiggle the toe seam in a figure-eight pattern.
• Step 3: Recite the Sock Oath: 'By the power of the missing match, I promise to treat my socks with reverence.'

Learn more about the Initiation Ceremony or read about the sacred Sock Oath.

THE SOCK PRIESTS

A secretive order of sock enthusiasts, dedicated to the study and worship of all things sock.

Meet the Sock Priests or visit the Sock Hermitage.

SOCK WISDOM

A collection of ancient wisdom, distilled from the collective sock-knowledge of the Sock Priests.

Read the Sock Quotes or delve into the Sock Lore.