Because who needs normal testimonials when you can have testimonials from alternate dimensions?
"I was skeptical at first, but after taking the wormhole tour, I was convinced that the multiverse is real!" - Zorvath, Dimension X
"I've seen some wild stuff in my time as a quantum physicist, but nothing compares to the existential dread of facing the infinite possibilities of the multiverse through our wormhole tour." - Prof. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Dimension 4321
Take the next step: Quantum Entanglement Therapy and face your fears of infinite possibility!
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Existential dread, temporal disorientation, spontaneous reevaluation of life choices. Proceed with caution.
Not responsible for lost souls, sanity, or reality. Or, you know, the fabric of space-time. Or, you know, the entire multiverse.