For those seeking freedom from Earth's bureaucratic nightmare, we offer bespoke blueprints for constructing escape pods capable of traversing dimensional rifts and escaping the crushing ennui of existence.
Our pods are designed to withstand the intense forces of interdimensional travel, including but not limited to:
Each pod comes with a complimentary copy of "The Art of Not Caring" survival guide, a 300-page manual on coping with the ennui of interdimensional travel.
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"I was trapped in an infinite loop of meetings, but thanks to STEP-3 Escape Pod Blueprints, I'm now lost in a sea of infinite possibilities!" - John D.
"I was skeptical at first, but the pod's ability to withstand existential dread was a game-changer for me." - Jane S.
"I'm not saying it's a cult, but the pod's 'community' aspect has really helped me find my tribe." - Bob D.
Our pods come in three models: