Severe Gloopernut Enlargement
Apply 3-5 units of Gloopernut Extract to affected area. If symptoms persist, seek immediate medical attention from a licensed alien physician.
Minor Tentacle Burns
Run cool water over affected area for 5-7 rotations. Apply Neutronic cream for added soothing.
Interdimensional Concussions
Perform 10-12 iterations of the Galactic Head-Flip maneuver. If symptoms worsen, consult a specialist in Interdimensional Medicine.