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SOCK WEAVING BASICS

Welcome to the world of sock weaving, where the art of turning single socks into a never-ending tapestry of confusion and despair!

Step 1: Gather your materials

  1. 1 sock (preferably one with a mysterious smell)
  2. 1 thread (optional, but highly recomended)
  3. 1 frustrated sigh

Step 2: Weave your first row

  1. Hold the sock in your non-dominant hand
  2. Twist the thread (if using) to create an intricate pattern
  3. Stare intensely at the sock until your eyes water

Step 3: Add more rows, add more socks, repeat until you lose all sense of reason!