Investigator's Guide to Not Being Investigated
Tips for the Modern Investigator:
Always wear a fedora, even if you're not actually a detective.
Carry a notebook, even if you've already memorized everything.
Use a magnifying glass to examine clues, even if they're just on a phone screen.
More Advanced Techniques
Warning: Prolonged Use of Investigative Techniques May Lead to:
Excessive mustache growth.
Unhealthy obsession with true crime podcasts.
Spontaneous combustion from too many late nights spent poring over case files.