WARNING: YOUR FACE HAS BEEN EATEN

It appears that your face has been subject to a vicious attack by a hungry creature. Please note that this is not a drill, but also, it's probably not a big deal, since your face is just a face, and you can always get a new one.

However, if you're concerned about your newfound facial void, you can:

• Visit the Therapy Page for some soul-searching advice on coping with your new facial circumstances.
• Check out the Emergency Face-Reattachment Guide for some tips on how to get your face back, or at least, a decent facsimile.
• Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can visit The Face-Eating Underground Market to see what other people are selling their used faces for.