Welcome, space traveler! You've found the EGGPLANT CANTINA, where the cosmos meets the absurd. We're a intergalactic watering hole serving the galaxy's most exotic, the cosmos's most confounding, and the space-time continuum's most bewildering cocktails.
Try our specialty: the "Black Hole Bliss" – a drink so potent, it'll warp your mind, but not your space-time coordinates.