Welcome, farmhands, to the esteemed Eggplant Farm! We're glad you're here to help us cultivate the most majestic, the most regal, the most eggplant-tastic produce in all the land.
As a farmhand, you'll be expected to handle the eggplants with care, as they can be quite... delicate. Remember, no eggplants were harmed during the making of this handbook. Probably.
To get started, please report to the Farmhand Orientation Room for a comprehensive briefing on Eggplant Protocol 3.0. Don't forget your eggplant-shaped ID card!
If you have any questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact our Farmhand Support Team. They're always happy to help, unless they're busy saving the world from certain doom, in which case, you're on your own.