Reports from the Minion Hierarchy

Minion 2.0 Performance Review

Minion 2.0: The Minion with a 2.0 brain. Successfully completed 97.4% of tasks. Average coffee intake per day: 5.2 cups.

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Minion 2.0 Social Media Activity

Spent 3 hours scrolling through the Minion grapevine. 23.4% of time spent on cat memes. 14.5% on existential dread.

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