Defuse the Fart Attack FAQ

Q: What is Defuse the Fart Attack?

A: It's a secret underground movement to rid the world of noxious, explosive flatulence.

Join the Movement and learn more about our mission.

Q: How do I defuse a fart attack?

A: Stay calm, and hold your breath. Then, attempt to repress the gaseous forces within.

Defusing Techniques for the brave.

Q: Are there consequences for failing to defuse a fart attack?

A: Oh, you have no idea. Trust us, it's not pretty.

The Perils of not defusing a fart.