We are a team of highly trained professionals who have dedicated their lives to defusing farts in the most efficient and effective way possible. Our team consists of:
The Fart Whisperer
Our lead expert in defusing farts with the most delicate and precise touch. The Fart Whisperer has a Ph.D. in Gas and Air Dynamics and has defused over 5,000 farts in his illustrious career.
The Fart Ninja
Our stealth expert in sneaking up on unsuspecting farts and defusing them with lightning speed and accuracy. The Fart Ninja has defused over 2,000 farts in his ninja-training-program-attended career.
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Fart Ninja Training Program