Defuse the Fart Attack
Advanced Toxicology 101
You're in the presence of a potentially deadly gas attack. Don't panic, just remember:
- Stay calm, and try not to think about the fart.
- Avoid inhaling directly, use your sense of smell.
- Don't underestimate the potency of the odorant.
- Seek higher ground, or a hazmat suit.
- Call in a professional, or a hazmat team.
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