Beans are not your friends. They're like that one coworker who always breaks out the stinkiest farts at the most inopportune moments. You know, the kind that clear the room.
But fear not! The Fart Defense Initiative is here to help. Our top scientists have developed an arsenal of gas-reducing, odor-neutralizing technologies that will make you impervious to even the most potent bean-fuelled attacks.
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The Odor Nullifier: A Study on Advanced Fart-Countermeasures The Gas Mask Protocol: A Guide to Safe Fart-Evacuation Fart Silencer Tech: The Revolutionary New Way to Clear the Room