Defusing the Fart Attack: A Guide for Dummies

Are you tired of being caught off guard by a silent but deadly gas bomb? Do you find yourself constantly on the receiving end of a fart-filled ambush?

Look no further! Our Defusing the Fart Attack guide is here to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of flatulence.

From the basics of scent-savvy self-defense to advanced techniques for disarming even the sneakiest of tooters, we've got you covered.

Advanced Techniques for disarming the most skilled of farters

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