Defuse The Fart Attack!

Warning: Farting in the break room is a serious offense.

But fear not, brave warrior, for we have developed a system to defuse the farts!

Simply follow these steps:

• Hold your breath.
• Stare at the offender.
• Denounce their gaseous crime.
• Call for backup (optional, but highly recommended).
• Deploy the Defuse-o-matic.
• Repeat as necessary.

Get the Defuse-o-matic!

Defuse-o-matic

Our top-secret, highly classified, totally-not-a-whoopie-cushion- maker Defuse-o-matic device!

Simply point and click, and the Defuse-o-matic will neutralize the offending fart in a flash!

Defuse-o-matic Specs