Fart Silencer 3000

The Fart Silencer 3000: Because who needs to clear a room with a stink bomb when you can just press a button?

Features:

 Silences even the loudest of farts with our patented Fart-O-Matic Technology.

 Fits comfortably in your pocket, so you can take it anywhere.

 Comes with a built-in whoopie cushion for added comfort.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: temporary deafness, temporary blindness, temporary embarrassment, permanent loss of dignity.

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