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As a highly trained and highly skilled member of the Fart Defense Agency (FDA), you are about to embark on a mission to defuse a particularly potent Fart Attack.
Phase 1: The Approach - Learn the ancient art of Fart Defusion.
Phase 2: The Protocol - Apply your newfound knowledge to the Fart Threat Analysis and Defusion Matrix (FTAM).
Phase 3: The Execution - Engage in high-pressure Fart Defusion procedures.