DEFUSE THE FART ATTACK

OPERATIONAL PROCEDURES

In the event of a Fart Attack, follow these steps to defuse the situation:

• Alert nearby civilians to the impending threat.
• Deploy a Hazmat team to evacuate the area.
• Engage the Fart-Attacker in a game of "Simon Says" to distract them.
• Utilize the "Pee-Wee Herman Method" to create a diversion.

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